★★★★★

"Dash started with Simon when he was five. We remember the gentle confidence that Simon instilled in him, performing Nirvana's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' with Dash as a band at his first recital. Eight years later he's a killer drummer leading his own band (IMP), which is also coached by Simon, and he still looks forward to every lesson."

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Todd & Katie P.
Parents of Dash · Drums
★★★★★

"Aytan has studied both bass and guitar with Simon since he was six, and he plays bass in Simon's band program with 'Hendrix Kix'. I actually accompanied Aytan for the first couple years of lessons, and I learned a lot! Now Aytan is interested in a MASSIVE variety of music, and Simon is always there to be his steadfast guide."

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Matt P.
Parent of Aytan · Bass & Guitar
★★★★★

"Simon has been coaching Sammy's band 'Challaday' for about a year now, and I couldn't be happier with the results. I am a lifelong musician, but I studied classical music, and I needed someone in-house to show Sammy how to improvise. Getting 8 middle school boys into shape is not a job for the faint of heart, and Simon has delivered. I consider him a part of the family."

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Alexander F.
Parent of Sammy · Band Coaching
★★★★★

"Simon met my son on his level and helped develop his confidence to play live."

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Caroline M.
Parent of Student

Why students choose Professor of Funk

A teaching approach built on groove, creativity, and real musical results.

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Listen First

We start by understanding your musical goals, learning style, and what excites you. Lessons are built around what matters to you, not a one-size-fits-all curriculum.

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Groove Is the Teacher

Music theory, technique, and improvisation are important—but groove is the foundation. You'll develop feel, timing, and the ability to play musically from day one.

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Play With Others

Solo practice is essential, but music is a social art. Access to the Funk Ensemble and group performance opportunities keeps you motivated and growing.

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Every Age Welcome

Whether you're 6 or 60, beginner or advanced, lessons are personalized to your level and pace. Music has no age limit—only possibilities.

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